Lady Gaga jovially told reporters that her new perfume Fame will be an ‘eau de blood and semen’ and was in fact made from a sample of her blood – let the illuminati rumors fly. Gaga designed the perfume to make the wearer smell “like an expensive hooker,” and her new ad for the perfume shows her naked, writhing in vats of blood and bodily orifices.
Again Gaga? You are becoming such a bore.
We get it Lady, you are different, but why do you have to be so tacky and cheap all the time in the pursuit of your multi-millions? Is it not enough that you are always, always naked? Or that you smear blood all over yourself in public every chance you get? Do you still feel like you have not got enough attention even after dressing up like Kermit the Frog, and covering yourself in decaying slabs of meat, and smothering Britney Spears' ‘MTV Lifetime Achievement Award’ so you could blather on dressed like a poor man’s Kate Blanchet playing Bob Dylan?
I know closet-raised feral children who conduct themselves with more humility and class than Lady Gaga. Can you imagine how annoying it would be if Lady Gaga showed up at a party -grinding all over every man and women, dressed like a drag stripper, chugging bottles of vodka and spewing excrements all over the room as she scream-sings and pounds away on the piano?
Ethically, Gaga acts totally unjustly. None of us mere non-millionaire mortals get a chance to exist in Gaga’s world. How can any human being compete with such outlandish displays of perversion? More so, why do we let her demand so much of our attention, and why do we encourage her - with our money, time and energy – to act like a spoiled child throwing a tantrum at a nice girl’s birthday party?
I think Gaga should be the last celebrity we afford fame and riches to just because they are wildly outlandish. I think we need moral leaders in our society, like Bob Dylan, who are committed to making art that informs, inspires and enlightens us, not poppy dribble that corrupts our sensibilities and drowns us in hyper stimulation.
And I think advertisers should work on being authentic and original before we all turn off our televisions for good. We may even need to organize a strike against celebrities, at least those that hoard society’s dollars through manipulative shock advertising antics.
Lady Gaga is the world’s leading renegade in shock advertising, and by leading renegade we mean the person who will do anything for attention. Gaga may not have clear cut morals, but as a business person she employs genius tactics knows the modern person is too busy to care about anything less than the mind-blowing and bizarre.
Gaga is more like a caricature of an idiot pop star than an actual musician, and I am absolutely sick of these immature jerks using our societal platform to air out their disturbed, delusional and undeveloped psyches. More so, I am angry that attention starved idiots like Lady Gaga call their juvenile grabs for attention ‘Art.’
Here is the source of my frustration, Lady Gaga’s advertising campaign for her perfume ‘Fame.’ It makes about as much sense as being stuck in a Saw funhouse on Peyote.
VIDEO: GAGA's AD CAMPAIGN FOR FAME PERFUME