Take a look around the room you’re in right now or close your eyes and try to think about the people you come across in your everyday life. Odds are the majority of them are dressed no better than a checkout clerk from Wal-Mart out for a night on the town. From baggy suits to blousy shirts to the absurd idea that Crocs are ever an acceptable form of footwear, it’s obvious that many men have given up on the way they look or naively believe the notion that people don’t judge others based on appearances.

Make no mistake about it: Like it or not, you are being judged on your appearance at all times, by everyone you meet. Before you open your mouth, you have already been judged on a number of criteria that you are probably only vaguely aware of.

However, if you follow my advice, you will command the attention of any room you step into; all without speaking a word. Whether you’re closing a multi-billion dollar deal in Dubai or drinking copious amounts of Cristal with a group of giggling, just-the-right-kind-of-friendly Vietnamese stewardesses in the VIP lounge of London’s most exclusive club, the world is yours to smash if you follow these simple rules.

(Suit)

Like any great work of art, a solid foundation sets the tone for all that will follow; and while some may beg to differ, you simply cannot go wrong with a navy blue pinstripe suit. The pinstripes should not be too subtle—the bolder the better. You want people to take notice. This suit is stylish yet versatile enough to work in the boardroom, at the blackjack table, or on the floor of one of the aforementioned stewardessesfrom your next trip to London.

Note: Before we move any further, it is absolutely vital that you find a tailor you know and trust and have your suit fitted. An ill-fitting suit is far worse than no suit at all. A great tailor will forever change your relationship with clothing and the way you think about style. This is one relationship you’ll want to nurture for life.

Shirt and Tie

Here is where you can begin to add some color and personality to your look. While I could write a whole article extolling the virtues of dressing head-to-toe in Tom Ford, for the sake of variety, I’ll limit myself to this Blue Cotton Gingham shirt with French cuffs. Slim, sleek, and stylish, I challenge you to find me a better shirt this season.

The tie is the one piece that has the power to bring every element of your outfit together; yet if chosen wisely can make a bold statement on its own. Can ties make statements? Two words: Hot Pink. I know this can be a scary color for insecure men, but it has been field tested and the results are undeniable.Doubt me if you will, but this tie layered over the blue and white gingham makes the entire outfit pop, and you should want nothing less.

Watch

A powerful watch for a powerful man; Black Out Concept’s “Green Project” Rolex Milgauss will instantly elevate your style. With its sleek black face and green numeral markers, this watch will add a masculine yet stylish note to your outfit.

Cufflinks

One of the only pieces of jewelry a man should own. These 1950’s inspired pin-up Naked Girl cufflinks by Paul Smith bring a little edge to any outfit. While subtle upon first glance, they absolutely demand the attention of anyone who meets her gaze. While some people may tell you that having a nude girl on your cufflinks is offensive or distasteful, they show an obvious lack of aesthetic tasteand their opinions should not be taken seriously.

Shoes and Socks

Though I always hear women say that the one of the first things they notice about a man are his shoes, I have my doubts as to the veracity of these claims. However, why give them any reason to dismiss you? With these Brown Crocodile Salvatore Ferragamo Pireneo Exotic Moccasins, you will instantly own any room you step into. If you can find a matching brown belt made from the skin of an even more endangered species, then you may be the one who can teach me a few things in the end.
Most guys give little if no thought to their socks, other than to avoid wearing white socks with black shoes.Step up your game and add a little color to your feet with these Paul Smith multi-color socks. It’s the attention to the little details like these that will set you apart from the sea of mediocrity you normally find yourself surrounded by.

Trophy Girlfriend

Tall, thin, and preferably foreign, nothing will complement your new wardrobe better than a stunning girl wrapped around your arm.Try to avoid anything older than a 1985 as this is one accessory that generally does not get better with age. And yes, similar to your shoes or belt, there is a direct correlation between her exoticness and the value she adds to your outfit, so think ahead and plan accordingly.Having her at your side also gives other guys a chance to check out how awesome you look suited up without creating an awkward and uncomfortable situation for all involved.