Artya’s Dinosaur Excrement Watch
For a mere $11, 290 dollars you can own, and display oh so elegantly on your masculine wrist, the feces of a dinosaur that lived 100 million years ago. Swiss luxury watch maker Artya’s most prized piece is their ‘Corprolite’ watch which features the doo-doo of an ancient reptilian monster as its focal point. To further freakify the luxury watch, the time-piece makers made the watches’ strap from the skin of an American Cane Toad – a species known for its poisonous, venomous skin when alive.
A statement from Artya spoke of the dinosaur-dung in the highest regard: "A relic of the Jurassic period, it has taken millions of years for this organic substance to embrace its present warm and matchless tints. In its mineral aspect, it forcefully underscores the pristine strength emanating from the very dawn of life."
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Romain Jerome DNA Moon Dust Watch
Nothing says elite earthling like imbuing your personage with the dust of another galactic entity.
‘World Traveler’ is so 2012, ‘Cosmic Traveler’ is all the rage in 2013, and any chic glamophile knows to make a statement in this world you have to be light-years ahead of your competition. By competition we mean those who cannot afford a watch that costs 15,000 dollars - even if it does contain Moon Dust.
However, the Romain Jermone DNA Moon Dust Watch (pictured below) does contain the firmament of earth’s orbit, and it is also interwoven with carbon fibers from an ISS spacesuit. Hey, when the sky's the limit, I say, "to infinity and beyond!"
