Snoop Dogg (TomTom)
Snoop Dogg is not world renowned for his clarity of speech. His often indiscernible words are decorated with a smorgasbord of extra consonants and excess vowels. Yet, as his multi-megamillion Fan Empire proves he may be the most creative linguist to ever live in modern times. His Navi Skin proves Snoop is a damn delight to listen to even if he is merely barking an order to turn right.
VIDEO: SNOOP DOGG TOM TOM DEMO
Darth Vader (TomTom)
Many full grown men – no matter how important or successful – are still full blown geeks at heart. Now the billions of latent nerds on the planet, still fascinated with the Force, can finally take their dark commands from their cherished leader. It will only cost them $12.99…and their soul.
Gary Busey (Garmin Navtones.com)
Gary Busey may be many things: drunk, deviant, insane. One thing Busey is not is boring. This comes from his glory-given knack for always defying the conventional. Count on Busey’s Navi Skin to blow your mind with off-the-wall commentary, but hopefully, not blow you off the road, or encourage you to do blow.
VIDEO: GARY BUSEY TOM TOM DEMO
Homer Simpson (TomTom)
Homer is a chipper delight, and while he is known for his pinheaded stupidity, you can count on his GPS to get you where you need to go. Also, nothing transforms the boredom of a commute like the soothing, brightly packaged tone of a cartoon voice satirizing your every move.
VIDEO: HOMER SIMPSON NAVIGATION
David Hasselhoff (Garmin Navtones.com)
Hasselhoff is one of the greatest, self-fashioned, living cartoons ever created. He is a shell of a human being, and he knows it, and who better to take directions from – and trust your life with -- then someone who protects the superficial with everything in his Speedo clad manhood? Hasselhoff is our pick for the most entertaining navigation voice, that won’t get irritating after years of use. Just like your old Baywatch VHS tapes.